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🍷 “You’re Not Old, You’re Vintage” Birthday Card – Classic with a Twist Edition

Regular price $10.00 USD
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Celebrate another fabulous year with this hilariously honest vintage-themed birthday card! Featuring playful lettering and a bold wine bottle illustration, it’s perfect for that friend who appreciates a good joke—and maybe a good glass of red too.

 

  • 😄 Front reads:
    “You’re not old, you’re vintage”
    (with a wine label that says “Just kidding, you are old”)

  • 🍇 Designed with a wine-inspired theme in deep purple and pastel tones

  • 💌 Blank inside to add your own roast or toast

  • 📏 A6 size – pairs perfectly with a bottle of wine or birthday gift

  • ✉️ Comes with kraft envelope for a rustic touch

 

Perfect for wine lovers, aging gracefully, and friends who can take a joke—because like fine wine, they only get better (and sassier) with age!

MATERIALS

- 100% organic cotton
- Mid-weight fabric (220 gsm)
- Soft brushed finish
- Breathable and durable
- Ethically sourced

WASH & CARE

- Machine wash cold (30°C)
- Wash inside out
- Wash with similar colors
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry low or hang to dry
- Warm iron if needed (avoid print)

DELIVERY & RETURNS

- Free shipping on orders over €100
- Estimated delivery: 2–5 business days
- Express shipping available at checkout
- Returns accepted within 30 days
- Items must be unworn and unwashed