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"Fact: It Is Your Birthday." Card – The Office Inspired

$10.00 USD
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No balloons. No confetti. Just cold, hard facts—Dwight Schrute style. This minimalist birthday card is a hilarious nod to The Office's most literal party planner and his iconic no-nonsense approach to celebrations. Perfect for fans who love dry humor and beet-fueled sarcasm.

 

  • Front reads: "FACT: It is your birthday."

  • Blank inside so you can write your own emotionless sentiment

  • 5x7" card with kraft envelope included

  • Printed on high-quality matte cardstock

  • Ideal for coworkers, friends, or anyone who prefers facts over fluff

MATERIALS

- 100% organic cotton
- Mid-weight fabric (220 gsm)
- Soft brushed finish
- Breathable and durable
- Ethically sourced

WASH & CARE

- Machine wash cold (30°C)
- Wash inside out
- Wash with similar colors
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry low or hang to dry
- Warm iron if needed (avoid print)

DELIVERY & RETURNS

- Free shipping on orders over €100
- Estimated delivery: 2–5 business days
- Express shipping available at checkout
- Returns accepted within 30 days
- Items must be unworn and unwashed

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